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Saturday 30 August 2014

An Ode to the Elegant Male Human Species



I have seen enough of male bashing lately.Trust me,guys aren't really as bad as the way the feminists project them to be.How can you blame the entire male species just because of one drunk male who had harassed his wife?How can you conclude all men are the same just because of testosterone-driven man who turned 'animal' and raped that minor girl?How can you stay away from all men just because that pervert who kept harassing you?

What I believe is every girl should have a group of guys she can chill with.If she's really lucky she will have a guy as a best friend.You will have all sorts of fights with your guy best friend but the beauty is- its going to be short and sweet.

You will have physical fights with them.You kick them.You hit them.You chase them.And that's going to be funny to watch for others.At the end of the day,it's going to end in peace.

If you find a man for yourself, he will have to go through a personal interview by your guy best friend first.He will ensure that he take cares of you.

Guy friends come to you for girl advice to understand the female mind.And being their lady best friend,you will have to give them the pep talk everytime they feel down about something.You will know just what to say to get them to believe in themselves again.

And when your down in the dumps,guy best friends give you a honest advice everytime.They won’t pollute your mind or fuel the fire by simply agreeing with everything you say.

They will make you see the truth. They won't care about you getting mad, they will tell you just like the way it is.They will listen to you carefully and give you real advice.They will tell you if you are being ridiculous or not, and that’s something we all need every once in a while.They give the best reality check.They will ensure you smile at the end of this pep talk.They buy you ice-creams and chocolates just to cheer you up.They will do these little caring things for you that you feel indebted for.

You will spend less money when your with them because you will hang out with them for a coffee and not end end up in shopping malls,unlike how it is when you are with your girl best friends.You may think men don't gossip.But when you have a guy best friend,you will have had the best gossip session with them.I can tell by experience that this friendship will last for a lifetime.They will be your bodyguard 24*7.

They will ensure your safety whenever you are out late till you reach home.They will be extra-protective in crowded buses and trains to guard you against perverts.

You will feel like he is a Dad, Brother and Friend at the same time.This is an ode to such beautiful male species that I've known so far!

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